Dialogue at a Restaurant
- Server: Would you like chips, fries, or fruit with your sandwich?
- Me: Is the fruit a "Fruit Cup" or a "Fruit Boat"?
- Server: It's a Fruit Boat.
- Me: Is it seaworthy?
- Server: Yes, it's very good.
- Me: I'll have the Fruit Boat.
- ...it wasn't seaworthy. It would have sunk like the Titanic.
Posted: 18 May 2010