I just received this email from a person who contacted me via my website:

bonjour, je souhaiterai commandez des fleur (hibiscus,coquelicot)pour ma mére merci de rentrer en contact avec moi

Performing a rough translation yielded this result:

hello, I will wish order flowers (hibiscus,coquelicot) pour my mére thank-you to return in contact with me

Simply put, I'm a little confused as to 1) how this person came across my site looking for flowers and 2) how my site actually gave this person the impression that I sold flowers. I suppose I could send the guy/gal a reply, ask them for their name and credit card info, and try and sell them something. However, doing so would likely result in me looking up the definition of "launder" in the dictionary and serving a 4-year sentence in a federal "pound-me-in-the-ass[1] prison.

[1] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/